Well I tried, I really did. My laptop has no respect for me.
I was concentrating hard writing up my P.S.E. assignment and just when I thought I was getting somewhere it decided to die a very elaborate death! Many hours of contemplateing, eating sweets and watching Dexter down the drain, all gone, every last bit. Why? Why? Why?
"TOM!" I screamed. "Help!"
After a load of moaning and groaning my son did come at take a look at my misery and laughed! I won't repeat what he said but within seconds he found what I'd lost and with a triumphant grin told me how useless I was.
This sinario replayed it's self many times until my son lost all control and shut my laptop down.
I reverted to using my trusted pen and lovely, purple note pad.
I will win. I am determined.
Textease in school and Word at home, neither of which make that much sense to me but I am geting there.
I have just got to grips with why it has a selection of USB ports and I will never understand how it knows what to do even if it's not pluged in. It can tell the printer to print, the mouse has a life of it's own and I can even talk to my father in America. (Well if I knew how to do it I would).
I will try again.
Roz xxx
Monday, 22 November 2010
Monday, 1 November 2010
First blog!
Hello everyone,
Not quite sure what I'm doing but here goes!
Me and my computer have never had a good and fair relationship. I try to tell it what to do and it compleatly ignoors me! (just like my kids). And when it does decide to lull me into a sense of false security and I begin to believe I'm making headway it chews it all up and spits it out, leaving it covered with computer saliva and in bits on the floor.
Every time I try to make peace and attempt to tickle it in all the right places, our relationship becomes increasingly negative until such a point I scream loudly and storm off!
I'm sure I can here it laughing at me as I hide in the kitchen drinking a very strong cup of coffee and digesting another large packet of chocolate biscuits. It has won again!
Now I'm going to develop my skills and beat it at it's own game - victory will be mine!!!!!!
(Right, now, how do I post this again?)
Not quite sure what I'm doing but here goes!
Me and my computer have never had a good and fair relationship. I try to tell it what to do and it compleatly ignoors me! (just like my kids). And when it does decide to lull me into a sense of false security and I begin to believe I'm making headway it chews it all up and spits it out, leaving it covered with computer saliva and in bits on the floor.
Every time I try to make peace and attempt to tickle it in all the right places, our relationship becomes increasingly negative until such a point I scream loudly and storm off!
I'm sure I can here it laughing at me as I hide in the kitchen drinking a very strong cup of coffee and digesting another large packet of chocolate biscuits. It has won again!
Now I'm going to develop my skills and beat it at it's own game - victory will be mine!!!!!!
(Right, now, how do I post this again?)
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